Amie Dawson, Ph.D.If you have heard of the fictional character Wonder Women, you know she is powerful and a badass. Well, just like Wonder Women – the Satisfyer Wand-er Women wand is a powerful clitoral massager. It provides targeted pressure with deep vibrations for whole-body satisfaction.
We all love a good massage. Well, guess what – you can also use the Satisfyer Wand-er Women wand to massage other parts of your body. This can be a perfect gift for someone a little conservative about sex or sex toys. You can buy it as a general body massager and relaxer. Though I’m sure that once you start using it on yourself – you will use it for its intended purpose – a clit massager.
Wands are slowly becoming my favorite sex toys. Not only do they help you scratch that orgasmic itch, but they are also deeply relaxing. A good wand massage can help you dissolve any body tension. I’ve used my fair share of wands, but the Satisfyer Wand-er Women is all I needed.
What is Satisfyer Wand-er Women?
The Satisfyer Wand-er Women is a powerful wand massager designed for targeted pressure and to soothe tension in the body. It is streamlined in shape and comes in an impressive XXL size to reach every part of your body. This seductive wand features an ultra-soft round silicone head. The head provides deep vibrations and is gentle on your skin.
This wand vibrator has 50 vibration combinations for you to explore. Despite the large wand, the head is slightly flexible and comfortable to place on your clit or other erogenous zones. The silicone head has a lot of power. You can use it to massage any part of your body and relieve any tension. Whether knots on your neck or back – this wand will soothe you.
The Wander Women wand is available in three elegant colors – matte Black, white and purple. I found the black wand to be pretty sleek and sophisticated. However, if you choose to take the black one, I should warn you that your business will be pretty visible. The black color easily shows when it is dirty. You will have to clean and disinfect it well after use – as you should after using any sex toy.
Satisfyer Wand-er Women reviews summary.
How it feels
The magic wand truly gives you the best of both worlds. It will tirelessly massage any area of your body and give you breathtaking waves of passion. The powerful vibrations behind the wand will send you to intense heights.
I was pretty impressed with how large the vibration control buttons were. It made pressing the buttons so much easier. The wand has three control buttons; a (+) button for increasing vibration power and a (-) for decreasing it. The other button is an on/off switch to turn on and off the wand.
There are fifty vibrational combinations for you to try. They further break down into ten patterns with five different intensity levels. You can test the different speed levels by pressing the (+) or (-) buttons. This is one thing I love about this product – it is super easy to control. You do not need to press down repeatedly – just press and hold.
The top of the handle is flexible enough for you to comfortably fit it on your clit. When I first tried this wand, I ran through the different intensity levels to know which level I liked best. I started from the lowest to the highest setting. The setting that gave me the most pleasure and made me reach orgasm fast was in the fifth mode. I recommend trying all the levels first to see how each makes you feel.
The wand is soft on your hands and gentle on your skin. I found it very therapeutic to use a full-body massager. It was like having a full-time masseuse that does not complain and never gets tired. The rumbly sensation worked perfectly for my sore muscles. After a long day of work, it was relaxing to try this toy’s different rhythms and pulses. Massaging other parts of your body feels like foreplay. Every time I have set out to use the wand as a massager, it always ends up between my legs!
Pros
- It is a powerful clit massager
- Provides a stimulating full-body massage
- Made using body-friendly silicone material
- It comes in an impressive XXL size that leaves nothing to be desired.
- It is fully waterproof to a rating of IPX7
- 50 vibration combinations with ten rhythms and five different intensities
- It gives you fast and intense orgasms
- It comes with a USB rechargeable cable
- It is excellent for solo plays and also to use with your partner
- It has a cap to cover the head of the wand
- It is relatively affordable
- Great customer service.
- The company offers a 15-year warranty.
Cons
- It can be challenging to hold for people with small hands
- Its size can be intimidating to people used to small toys
- It is not very travel-friendly – its XXL size can be challenging to pack and travel with.
Who should buy it
This wand is ideal for;
- Anyone looking for intense clitoral stimulation
- A self-massager for other parts of the body
- A toy to play with your partner
- Anyone looking for an affordable, powerful wand
Who should pass
- If you’re used to smaller toys, you might want to pass on this. The size can be a little intimidating for some.
- It has a buzzy or whirr sound when turned on. – this can annoy most people. Pass if you’re looking for a less loud toy.
Specs and Features
Design and Material
The wand-er Women is designed in a streamlined shape and is quite large. It is made from ultra-soft, silky, and medical-grade silicone material that is body friendly. It feels amazing on your skin, and the head is smooth without grooves. The head is also flexible enough to place it on your clit.
Unlike some ergonomically shaped wands, this wand’s base is more clumsy. You can still be assured that its shape does not interfere with its functionality.
Measurements
The exact dimensions of the Wand-er Women Wand are the following:
- Weight: 1.48 lb/ 671 g
- Length: 13.38 in/ 40 cm
- Width: 2.24 in/ 5.7 cm
This is the size of the Satisfyer Wand compared to my hand:
Vibration power
The wand provides deep, rumbly, and super-strong vibrations. It has about 50 different combinations with ten vibration patterns and five levels. Each level is more intense than the previous level.
Noise level
There is a moderate buzz/hum when using the wand. This is expected, especially for a toy of its size and power. The buzzing gets milder as you increase the vibration power. However, You do not have to be concerned about the buzz. The more you increase the vibrations levels, the less you hear it.
Controls
The Wand-er Women is easy to control. It has a simple and intuitive design with only three buttons on the interface. The buttons are easy to press, so you will not struggle when massaging yourself. You will find the (-) and the (+) button to help[ you increase or decrease the intensity levels.
Waterproof
The wand is fully waterproof, making it suitable for use in the shower or bath. It is rated at an IPX7 which also makes it easy to wash.
Rechargeable
It can be charged easily using a USB magnetic charging cable. It has play and plug features that ensure you never run out of playtime. It is cordless, so you won’t have many wires running around. The wand has a built-in battery that partly contributes to its large size.
How to use this wand massager
Using this wand massager is pretty straightforward. It has a very simplistic design that one can quickly figure out, even on the first try. I didn’t even need to use the user manual to understand how it works. Once you buy it, you will realize that your work is already cut for you.
The wand has only three buttons. One of the buttons is used to turn it on/off, another to increase vibrations, and another to decrease. The increase and decrease buttons are labeled (+) and (-), respectively.
To use it, ensure the wand is well-charged. Hold the on/off button for about 2 seconds to turn it on, or hold it down for about 4 seconds to pair it with the Satisfyer’s app. Use the (+) button to flip through the ten vibration functions. It has 9 patterns with five different intensity levels. The head is slightly flexible, so you can place it on your clit and let it give you memorable orgasms.
The wand is also perfect to use in the bedroom with your partner. You can use it for foreplay before getting done with your partner.
Wands were initially made for therapeutic massages. This toy’s head has a softer and silkier material that is gentle on your skin but powerful enough to soothe you. The variations produce a powerful rumble that feels great on sore muscles.
Packaging & What’s in the Box?
The wand comes in an elegant box stamped with a hygiene seal and the new Satisfyer logo. This packaging looks much better than the no-frills packaging of previous Satisfyer products. The packaging is elegant enough to be sent to someone as a gift or used in the box for storage.
Inside the box, you will find;
- Your Satisfyer Wand
- magnetic USB charging cable
- User manual in several languages
I’d like to express my admiration for the precise and secure packaging – there is a safety seal that should be opened before the initial use of the product. This way, customers can make sure their product is absolutely safe and undamaged.
Wand-er Women Alternatives
I have tried a few more wands other than the Wand-er Women, and some compare quite favorably. If you haven’t found the Wand-er Women to your liking or prefer something different – these wands will do.
Here are some of the Wand-er Women alternatives;
Satisfyer Wand-er Women vs Doxy Die Cast
The Doxy Die Cast wand is considered the most powerful wand on the market, providing incredibly rumbly, deep, and modified vibrations that are perfect for intense clitoral stimulation. It has an easy to use design with a smooth body-safe silicone head, a titanium-aluminum body, and a super long cord. It also has eight vibration intensity levels and two patterns, ranging from 300 rpm to 9000 rpm, and a 12-month warranty against any manufacturing fails.
The Satisfyer Wand-er Woman wand is an affordable wand-type massager that provides a stimulating full-body massage. It is made from body-friendly silicone material and comes in an impressive XXL size. It has 50 vibration combinations with ten rhythms and five different intensities, is fully waterproof to a rating of IPX7, and it comes with a USB rechargeable cable. It is excellent for solo plays and also to use with your partner, and it comes with a 15-year warranty.
The main difference between these two wand vibrators is the power. The Doxy Die Cast is more powerful than the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman. The Doxy Die Cast also has a long cord, and its vibration patterns range from 300 rpm to 9000 rpm, while the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman has 50 vibration combinations with ten rhythms and five different intensities. Additionally, the Doxy Die Cast has a 12-month warranty while the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman comes with a 15-year warranty.
Satisfyer Wand-er Women vs LELO Smart Wand
The LELO Smart Wand 2 and Satisfier Wand-er Woman are both wand-type massagers that provide intense pleasure. The LELO Smart Wand 2 is considered one of the most luxurious wands on the market and is pretty powerful, waterproof, and cordless. It has an ergonomically curved handle and its neck isn’t too flexible. However, it is simply not the most powerful wand, and its vibes can jump around when pressed.
On the other hand, the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman is an affordable wand-type massager that is powerful, waterproof, and comes in an XXL size. It has 50 vibration combinations with ten rhythms and five different intensities. It also comes with a USB rechargeable cable and a cap to cover its head. However, it can be difficult to hold for people with small hands and can be intimidating for those used to smaller toys.
Ultimately, both the LELO Smart Wand 2 and Satisfyer Wand-er Woman provide intense pleasure, but the LELO Smart Wand 2 is better for those looking for a luxurious experience, while the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman is better for those looking for something more affordable.
Satisfyer Wand-er Women vs Lovense Domi 2
Lovense Domi 2 is a mini wand-shaped vibrator that is more powerful and resistant than other wand vibrators. It is made of body-safe silicone, has a ribbed grip for a secure hold and is equipped with a neck reinforcement for a deeper massage. Domi 2 also features a remote control function and an app with endless vibration patterns, and is splash-proof.
In comparison, the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman is an XXL wand massager that is made of body-friendly silicone and is fully waterproof. It has 50 vibration combinations with ten rhythms and five intensities and comes with a rechargeable USB cable. It’s great for solo play and for use with your partner and features a cap that covers the head of the wand.
The Lovense Domi 2 is smaller and more powerful, while the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman is larger and less expensive. Both are excellent products, but the Lovense Domi 2 is best for those looking for intense clitoral stimulation and a secure grip, while the Satisfyer Wand-er Woman is best for those looking for an affordable, powerful wand and full body massage.
Additionally, the Domi 2 can be a remote-controlled vibrator (using the Lovense remote app). Thanks to this awesome feature, users can customize the vibrations of the toy. There are unlimited patterns to choose from, plus, there’s also the option to pair the Lovense Domi 2 to other Lovense sex toys. This way, both toys will vibrate simultaneously making the experience even more realistic.
Satisfyer Wand-er Women vs OhVenus Mystique Wand
Wand-er Women is among the most powerful clit massagers out there, providing a stimulating full-body massage, made using body-friendly silicone material, comes in an impressive XXL size, fully waterproof, 50 vibration combinations, fast and intense orgasms, has USB rechargeable cable, is excellent for solo plays and also with your partner, cap to cover the head of the wand, relatively affordable, great customer service, 15-year warranty. Wand-er Women can be challenging to hold for people with small hands, its size can be intimidating, not very travel-friendly.
As for the OhVenus Mystique wand, it is a luxurious yet quite affordable, simplified one-button operation, fully waterproof and submersible, unobtrusive and travel-friendly, made of silky soft silicone, impeccable packaging, a rechargeable USB sex toy. A negative aspect about it is the ridges, making it difficult to clean, is not an app-controlled sex toy as well.
Cleaning and Care
The wand is super easy to clean, given that it is also waterproof. I found it much easier to clean, unlike some sex wands I have had in the past. When you are done with the toy, immerse it in water for a few minutes and then wash it with soap. It is better to use a product cleaner. Remove the sleeve off the top head to get a better clean.
Conclusion on my Satisfyer Wand-er Women review
Sex does not have to be boring anymore. Spice up your love life with this lovely and powerful wand. This wand has a variety of applications that will give you satisfaction in terms of body wellness and pleasure. Get to experience a whole world of body pleasure. It offers powerful clitoral stimulation that will surely take you to great heights. It is perfect for solo plays and also to use with your partner. The powerful vibrations are great for soothing sore muscles in any part of your body.
The best part about the Wand-er Women is that it is pretty affordable. It retails at about $59, which is far less than competitor wands’ price points. I highly recommend it for beginners looking to try out wands on a budget. Keep in mind that the affordable price does not always mean lower quality, quite the opposite with Wand-er Women, in my opinion.
Experience intense and fast orgasms with the Wand-er Women. It promises a good time, and you will surely enjoy every minute.
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